What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

My boyfriend has a major problem/addiction with watching porn, nude/sex scenes on movies and shows, watching hot young girls on tiktok, Instagram, Twitter, and onlyfans. He hides it and lies about it. Should I be concerned with him cheating? What do?

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

What is the best reply if your boyfriend asks you,"why do you love me?"

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

Yes sir it is.

Why do Muslims invade Western society?

Sure no problem officer.

After a few moments he returns.

{RING} {RING}

Is it normal to hate my dog, but feel too guilty to get rid of him?

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

HELLO

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

What are some ways to identify and avoid logical fallacies, such as straw man and red herring, in an argument?

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.